June 2013
25 posts
Forever mad
Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation.
shoutout to those three followers who like and reblog literally everything you post
May 2013
74 posts
Reblog if you're not homophobic
Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.
Reblog this you little shits.
if slugs were fast it would be very scary
what if your url somehow had something to do with your future
its very possible
no
short people are the cutest thing ever
I hate to interrupt but I noticed you have a lamp url.
I have a lamp url myself.
I too have a lamp url.
You’re probably wondering why I have gathered you all here today…
“I know
you and I
are not about poems or
other sentimental bullshit
but I have to tell you
even the way
you drink your coffee
knocks me the fuck out.” —Clementine von Radics (via 33113)
you and I
are not about poems or
other sentimental bullshit
but I have to tell you
even the way
you drink your coffee
knocks me the fuck out.” —Clementine von Radics (via 33113)
I like when you learn a secret about somebody and then you look at the things they say and do in the light of that secret and you understand them a little more and why they are the way they are
my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
“Someday, someone is going to look at you like you’re the best thing in the world.”
— Unknown (via burninglavender)
one time when i was younger i had some of that no tears shampoo and i wanted to see if it was legit so when i was in the shower i squirted it into my eye and i think i went blind for like three days
i think you may be a bit retarded because no tears meant like no tears in your hair; no tangles….
Please tell me I’m not the only one who thought no tears as in crying too
MY LIFE IS A LIE
NO
well
an infinity sign walks into a tattoo parlor and asks for a white girl on his wrist
